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If you never had Jack In The Box, you should sue yourself. There ain’t none in New York City, and I’m not sure if there are any within a 100 mile radius; ridiculous! Jack In The Box is a 24 hour fast-food wonderland!
They got tacos for the low, and their curly fries are the shit! I never understood why restaurants so good don’t take total advantage of big cities like New York, but it ain’t fair to the citizens of cities like New York.
They could make a killing out here since they operate 24 hours. I’d be an on the clock fiend if they only had one here!
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FDA says chicken can contain small amounts of arsenic
The FDA just announced that many chickens are being feed small amounts of arsenic. Yeah, the chickens we eat! Ain’t that about a bitch!? That is beyond foul, and someone needs to spend at least 20 years in prison for this.
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Riding a New York subway everyday can add up to a lot of money if you’re not careful. If you work everyday of the week, buying a monthly unlimited card for $103 is the best choice. After that, add all the other ways to spend money on the train, like train car performances.
My reality is I never give beggars my money on the subway train. My reason is because the next car over, some other fortunate riders are enjoying a train performance for free! Beggars compete with something way more appealing than their offensive smell and pathetic sob stories. Hop off the car bum, make room for the Mexican band.
The Mexican band comes through with a smile and plenty character. They usually play recognizable tunes like “Guantanamera”. On top of the pleasantries of the guitars and Mexican man vocals, the lead singer does a little shake in front of the ladies faces, which is quite embarrassing for some reason either way you look at it.
Nevertheless, these guys usually get my dollar and a smile in return. Their main competition would have to be the young break dancing crews all over the city who do flips in a crowded train car, without hitting anyone. They’re pretty amazing. Bottom line, the only way you’re getting my dollar on the train is by doing some old fashion chucking and jiving.
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I don’t want no dude touching my you know what Let’s be real, who really ever wants a male as their primary doctor? I know some women who are even repulsed by the thought of a male doctor investigating down there. Women doctors are just the normal preference nowadays.
I know some of you losers will be quick to tag someone like me as a homophobe. Well, you’re wrong. I got mad gay coworkers, and that’s fine with me. The fact is, women doctors are just more comforting by nature. We all have mothers, and most of us go to her first when we need nurturing.
I’ve had to see a male doctor before, and I’d rather see a female doctor, plain and simple. Female doctors are usually more concerned with you as an individual, and you can actually sense it. Like any other dude at work, male doctors can sometimes view patients as a job. That’s not what anyone wants to feel like.
My personal health is very, very important to me, and I want my doctor to feel the same exact way about my health as well. And there’s always the chance that she’ll be really hot and sexy. That will definitely keep me coming back for routine checkups, maybe even every month.
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Remember in elementary school whenever you would slouch in your seat the teacher would say, “sit up straight, slouching is bad posture”? I think that was the effect of a chair company’s ploy to sell off a huge shipment of defective chairs. Sitting up straight is uncomfortable!
When’s the last time you saw a really rich CEO sitting up straight in his corner office suite’s leather swivel chair? Never, because he never has and definitely never will. Sitting up straight in your chair is for women and homosexual men.
All that garbage about bad posture, and you’ll have a hump in your back when you become old is some of the dumbest shit to believe. Bad posture doesn’t exist in my opinion. Whoever said sitting up straight in a chair would sustain a healthy back, died of cornballitis.
Motherfucker, I slouch in my seat.
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I’m not supposed to be eating no milk chocolate whatsoever, but I be doing it though! Sometimes I just have a sweet tooth that needs attention, like three times a week. That ain’t bad at all, is it?
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Cell Phone Use ‘Possibly Carcinogenic’: WHO
At first they said they had no real evidence to prove cell phones give people brain cancer. Now they sayin’ it’s a possibility that cell phones give people brain cancer. I’m gon’ go ahead and say that cell phones give people brain cancer.
The World Health Organization, or WHO, sent 21 scientists from 14 countries on a mission to try and find the answers to some obvious ass shit. The answer that lithium, copper, gold, aluminum, plastic, and a combination of radio signals and electrical charges really close to your brain all day, everyday, has negative carcinogenic side effects.
We been knew that shit, nigga!
That’s why we be sendin’ calls straight to voicemail, declining them shits, text messaging, tweeting instead of answering calls, etc. I’d rather have hand cancer than brain cancer.
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Workers more obese, burning fewer calories than ever before
I read this article in USA Today about three days ago saying that Americans are burning on average 130 less calories a day at work. That’s no surprise, seeing as how most Americans don’t do shit at their job. I think eating is the most movement at probably 90% of all our jobs.
It may sound funny to some, but that stat is sad. There’s no excuse to let yourself turn into a blob of grease and blubber just because moving a muscle isn’t in your job requirements. That’s just pathetic.
I work in the same situation as most Americans. I sit at a desk, in front of a computer, and there’s no description in my job requirements that ask me to lift any secondary muscles. But that isn’t making me obese, nor is it stopping me from being active for 8 hours of my day.
Every two hours or so, I get up, go to the restroom or head to the break room, then sneak off into my hiding spot and do stretches, then sets of push-ups and sit-ups. It adds up to a pretty good workout each day.
So what all the factory jobs are in China. That doesn’t mean we have to forget about our own health 40 hours throughout the week. Everyone should find time each day to be active, at least twenty minutes. Sheesh, are we that out of touch!?
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It’s about to be summer, and if you ain’t got no A/C, you’sa damn fool! I tried to live without A/C one summer in New York. You wanna know what happened? I ordered my Black ass an A/C unit.
Just to get one thing clear, it gets hot in every single state in America, and every living person in our great country needs air conditioning in the home. With global warming and all this erratic weather pattern bull, the last thing you want is to die of heat stroke while watching The Price Is Right.
A/C units don’t even cost as much as you think. You can cop a window unit as low as $150. Don’t be a dummy and try to be cheap with that fan in the window foolishness when it’s 95 plus degrees outside.
And you know that light bill is gonna look crazy, so get ready. I usually leave mine on auto while I’m home, and I shut it completely off when I leave. I even get mad when I forget to shut it off, then remember to do so when I’m already out the house.
Whatever the case, don’t be an idiot and have the oven crib. And don’t invite people to kick it at your house when you know your ass is uncomfortable being there your damn self.
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