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Don’t Sit Up Straight


Remember in elementary school whenever you would slouch in your seat the teacher would say, “sit up straight, slouching is bad posture”? I think that was the effect of a chair company’s ploy to sell off a huge shipment of defective chairs. Sitting up straight is uncomfortable!

When’s the last time you saw a really rich CEO sitting up straight in his corner office suite’s leather swivel chair? Never, because he never has and definitely never will. Sitting up straight in your chair is for women and homosexual men.


All that garbage about bad posture, and you’ll have a hump in your back when you become old is some of the dumbest shit to believe. Bad posture doesn’t exist in my opinion. Whoever said sitting up straight in a chair would sustain a healthy back, died of cornballitis.

Motherfucker, I slouch in my seat.