Category Archives: People

iPad 2 For A Kidney

China: Teenager ‘sells kidney for iPad’

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China China China … smh. Y’all just keep it coming with the laughs. This story just broke how a 17 year old boy sold one of his kidneys on the Chinese black market for $3,000, so he could cop an iPad 2 and a laptop. Parents, listen to your kids when you see them stressing you for new toys.

On one hand, this can happen anywhere in the world. On the other hand, only China can produce such an authentic story like this one. Apparently moms had no clue he was going through such measures to upgrade his gaming and online experiences, until she came home and saw new computer shit, and a big ass red scar on his back.

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Really, it should never get this serious. He must be into “gold farming”.


Elmer ‘Geronimo’ Pratt 9/13/47 – 6/2/11

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Former Black Panther Elmer ‘Geronimo’ Pratt died today in Tanzania.

Your work for the rights of all men, women, and freedom will be remembered.


Patti LaBelle’s Security Don’t Play

Man accuses LaBelle’s guards of airport attack

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Patti’s a Mafiosa! She can get you fucked up with the turn of her cheek. Watch the video of her security guards giving ol’ dude the business at Bush Airport in Houston on March 11th.


Eur-coli Outbreak

E. coli outbreak leaves 16 dead in Germany

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Mad people are getting sick all over Europe from an E. coli outbreak. The most fatal cases have been reported in Germany. Germany’s blaming Spain and their cucumber harvest for their germs, pun intended.

I remember when I was younger and Jack in The Box got blamed for a huge E. coli outbreak here in America. That was about the beginning of the end for Jack in The Box in the mid nineties. Jack in The Box has since bounced back and is killing people the normal way again.

This will be a huge loss for Spain’s agriculture profits this year, and who knows how long this outbreak will last. I hope they figure out exactly where the origins of the particularly deadly strain is coming from, because we don’t want that shit over here!


Chinese Video Game Prisons

Chinese Prison Inmates Forced to Moonlight as World of Warcraft ‘Gold Farmers’ for Guards

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China done up and created some new weirdo shit. Apparently some prisons in China are forcing inmates to play role play video games like World of Warcraft for money in a systematic gaming racket called “gold farming”. Hmmm … won’t be long before we hear about this in other countries.

It’s pretty ingenious of an idea. The inmates, who reap no benefits, sit around playing all day on a huge server earning credits that exchange from virtual money to real money. It works because dorks in Europe and America suck at video games compared to Asians. They buy the credits from the guards so they can have better stats and gaming options. You know we love cheating to win, what an even exchange.

As much cracking down as authorities would like to implement, the hackers always are ten steps ahead. Rerouting IP addresses, building and evading firewalls, and having the actual Chinese prison cops earning money is keeping the mob effect thriving.

This phenomena is only in its teenage stage. Once that $150 gold farmer monthly salary raises to say around $1500 per month, that’s when the big bucks start rollin’ in.


Why Kill The Pretty Chicks?

19 Year Old Muslim Woman Stoned To Death For Being Beauty Pageant Contestant

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A 19 year old woman named Katya Loren was stoned to death by three teenage boys in Crimea, Ukraine because she joined a beauty contest. The dudes justified killing her because she broke Sharia law according to Islam. C’mon son!?

That is the dumbest shit I’ve heard this month. Why the fuck would you kill the baddest bitch in your hood because she got awarded for being the baddest bitch? Do these niggas ever want pussy? They really do have the game all fucked up.

I don’t care what the hell someone told you to believe in, or what you convinced yourself to believe in, killing the best looking chick in your hood because she’s in fact the best looking chick is some degenerative shit to do.

And they really hate our lifestyle here in America. Go figure.


You Look Stupid Making That Face

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If it doesn’t make you look like a giraffe, then you look like a fish. If you get caught looking like this on accident, okay, not your fault. But just because some model made that face on a runway or on a magazine cover, doesn’t make it a good look.

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Look how dumb you look in the photo when you make this face first before you post it on the web.

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Dudes look homosexual by default when they make this face.

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Look how stupid she looks. She ain’t even got no lips.

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Making this face did not help either of their appearances.

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Look at this nigga Kobe, looking like a bitch.

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And at least do the shit right if you gon’ do the shit.

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Look at this fool. He would have looked cool if he wouldn’t have copied them hoes. Now they all look like fish and shit.

Stop making that damn face. That shit always looks stupid. And if you just can’t resist the urge, at least limit it to one pic at a time. Don’t make that damn face in all your photos.


Kreayshawn Who?

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Never, even, heard of her son! She just signed a $1 million dollar 360 recording deal with Sony though. If you know anything about 360 deals, then you know she’s gotta lot of work ahead of her.

The first time I saw her name was via Twitter. One of my boys tweeted that she would be a new problem, and he’s right. She’s white, she raps, she curses, she does drugs, and she doesn’t give a fuck. Kreayshawn is most definitely a problem.

The only work I’ve had a chance to partake in is her single “Gucci Gucci.” I did watch the entire video, and I was definitely listening to her lyrics. I’m gonna go ahead and state the obvious, she’s the Lady Gaga of hip hop.

Only time will tell if she can actually stand a chance in the music industry. But as far as the entertainment industry, she’s got too much potential.

She’s in there like swim wear.


Gil Scott-Heron 4/1/49 – 5/27/11

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I got into Gil Scott-Heron’s music and poetry fairly recently, around 2005, and I instantly was a fan. He had a motivating vibe to all his work, and it always made me think deeply about my Blackness and our culture.

Two of my favorite songs off the top are “Almost Lost Detroit” and “Angel Dust”. I also like his cover of Esther Phillips’ “Home Is Where The Hatred Is.” Of course I can’t forget to mention his most popular piece “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.”

Gil Scott-Heron, you will be missed.