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Eur-coli Outbreak

E. coli outbreak leaves 16 dead in Germany


Mad people are getting sick all over Europe from an E. coli outbreak. The most fatal cases have been reported in Germany. Germany’s blaming Spain and their cucumber harvest for their germs, pun intended.

I remember when I was younger and Jack in The Box got blamed for a huge E. coli outbreak here in America. That was about the beginning of the end for Jack in The Box in the mid nineties. Jack in The Box has since bounced back and is killing people the normal way again.

This will be a huge loss for Spain’s agriculture profits this year, and who knows how long this outbreak will last. I hope they figure out exactly where the origins of the particularly deadly strain is coming from, because we don’t want that shit over here!