Man accuses LaBelle’s guards of airport attack
Patti’s a Mafiosa! She can get you fucked up with the turn of her cheek. Watch the video of her security guards giving ol’ dude the business at Bush Airport in Houston on March 11th.
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Groupon Going Public
Groupon, the online discount scalper is headed to Wall St. The SEC announced today that the internet coupon company is going to IPO under the symbol GRPN. Groupon reeled in $644B in the first quarter of this year. That’s incredible for a company that opened up only three years ago in 2008.
This company is a sure winner. The coupon sites have been around for a while, but Groupon has managed to captivate the youth by integrating their product with social networking sites like Facebook, who’s also in line to IPO soon.
Google tried to buyout Groupon awhile ago, but got denied. There are obviously some really smart people in the financial department of this company. They see big potential, Google sees it, Wall St. sees it, and so do investors like me.
Preferably A Female Doctor
I don’t want no dude touching my you know what Let’s be real, who really ever wants a male as their primary doctor? I know some women who are even repulsed by the thought of a male doctor investigating down there. Women doctors are just the normal preference nowadays.
I know some of you losers will be quick to tag someone like me as a homophobe. Well, you’re wrong. I got mad gay coworkers, and that’s fine with me. The fact is, women doctors are just more comforting by nature. We all have mothers, and most of us go to her first when we need nurturing.
I’ve had to see a male doctor before, and I’d rather see a female doctor, plain and simple. Female doctors are usually more concerned with you as an individual, and you can actually sense it. Like any other dude at work, male doctors can sometimes view patients as a job. That’s not what anyone wants to feel like.
My personal health is very, very important to me, and I want my doctor to feel the same exact way about my health as well. And there’s always the chance that she’ll be really hot and sexy. That will definitely keep me coming back for routine checkups, maybe even every month.
Nancy Reagan Says Yes To Drugs
In the midst of the war on drugs failure announcement by the UN yesterday, I decided to present this mashup of the Reagans’ stand on the war on drugs. Enjoy!
War On Drugs: Mission Unaccomplished
Global war on drugs ‘has failed’ say former leaders
Yesterday the United Nations and a group of 19 panelists announced that the war on drugs has been a complete failure. They noted that the percentage of drug use has only gone up since the “war” began, and crime has skyrocketed because of it. Guess who disagrees with the announcement. You guessed it, Washington D.C.
America has been blamed to be the catalyst for the downward spiraling effect that the so called war on drugs has had on the global community. The crime syndicates that benefit from drug trafficking are clearly in bed with the U.S. government, and Washington turns a blind eye to the fact.
The panelists are targeting the American government and asking for reform to the drug laws, including legalization of certain drugs, and decriminalization of drug users. They said medical treatment and psychiatric help is more useful than jail time and a criminal record. Wow, how come I didn’t think of that?
This is not some shit that nobody knew already. They UN should just ask the Black community in America to be the mascot of this campaign. You know we can’t stand the damn government, and I think any nigga with some sense would stand behind this cause.
I know I’m down with this shit. Shit, motherfucker.
Herbal Essence “Hazy Rooms”
This is one of Herbal Essence’s tracks on the Shaken: Not Stirred album. I ran across it on my Pandora and fell in love with the smooth jazz fused with a hip hop drum pattern sound. I think anyone can vibe with this record.
Don’t Sit Up Straight
Remember in elementary school whenever you would slouch in your seat the teacher would say, “sit up straight, slouching is bad posture”? I think that was the effect of a chair company’s ploy to sell off a huge shipment of defective chairs. Sitting up straight is uncomfortable!
When’s the last time you saw a really rich CEO sitting up straight in his corner office suite’s leather swivel chair? Never, because he never has and definitely never will. Sitting up straight in your chair is for women and homosexual men.
All that garbage about bad posture, and you’ll have a hump in your back when you become old is some of the dumbest shit to believe. Bad posture doesn’t exist in my opinion. Whoever said sitting up straight in a chair would sustain a healthy back, died of cornballitis.
Motherfucker, I slouch in my seat.
Eur-coli Outbreak
E. coli outbreak leaves 16 dead in Germany
Mad people are getting sick all over Europe from an E. coli outbreak. The most fatal cases have been reported in Germany. Germany’s blaming Spain and their cucumber harvest for their germs, pun intended.
I remember when I was younger and Jack in The Box got blamed for a huge E. coli outbreak here in America. That was about the beginning of the end for Jack in The Box in the mid nineties. Jack in The Box has since bounced back and is killing people the normal way again.
This will be a huge loss for Spain’s agriculture profits this year, and who knows how long this outbreak will last. I hope they figure out exactly where the origins of the particularly deadly strain is coming from, because we don’t want that shit over here!
Snack Attack!
I’m not supposed to be eating no milk chocolate whatsoever, but I be doing it though! Sometimes I just have a sweet tooth that needs attention, like three times a week. That ain’t bad at all, is it?
Shaq “You Can’t Stop The Reign”
Yo, this song and video was some classic shit! Shaq got skills on the microphone, don’t get it twisted. Now that he’s retired he’s got plenty free time to drop a new album!
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