If it doesn’t make you look like a giraffe, then you look like a fish. If you get caught looking like this on accident, okay, not your fault. But just because some model made that face on a runway or on a magazine cover, doesn’t make it a good look.
Look how dumb you look in the photo when you make this face first before you post it on the web.
Dudes look homosexual by default when they make this face.
Look how stupid she looks. She ain’t even got no lips.
Making this face did not help either of their appearances.
Look at this nigga Kobe, looking like a bitch.
And at least do the shit right if you gon’ do the shit.
Look at this fool. He would have looked cool if he wouldn’t have copied them hoes. Now they all look like fish and shit.
Stop making that damn face. That shit always looks stupid. And if you just can’t resist the urge, at least limit it to one pic at a time. Don’t make that damn face in all your photos.
Almost no other song feels more like the summer anthem besides Will Smith’s “Summertime”. Every time it comes on, no matter the season, it makes me happy like school’s almost out. And I’m an adult, I don’t even get summer vacations anymore.
The beat, the flow, along with the imagery in the video make it the most accurate depiction of how my ideal summer should sound and feel. There’s no way you can validate turning this song off once it comes on.
Never, even, heard of her son! She just signed a $1 million dollar 360 recording deal with Sony though. If you know anything about 360 deals, then you know she’s gotta lot of work ahead of her.
The first time I saw her name was via Twitter. One of my boys tweeted that she would be a new problem, and he’s right. She’s white, she raps, she curses, she does drugs, and she doesn’t give a fuck. Kreayshawn is most definitely a problem.
The only work I’ve had a chance to partake in is her single “Gucci Gucci.” I did watch the entire video, and I was definitely listening to her lyrics. I’m gonna go ahead and state the obvious, she’s the Lady Gaga of hip hop.
Only time will tell if she can actually stand a chance in the music industry. But as far as the entertainment industry, she’s got too much potential.
It’s about to be summer, and if you ain’t got no A/C, you’sa damn fool! I tried to live without A/C one summer in New York. You wanna know what happened? I ordered my Black ass an A/C unit.
Just to get one thing clear, it gets hot in every single state in America, and every living person in our great country needs air conditioning in the home. With global warming and all this erratic weather pattern bull, the last thing you want is to die of heat stroke while watching The Price Is Right.
A/C units don’t even cost as much as you think. You can cop a window unit as low as $150. Don’t be a dummy and try to be cheap with that fan in the window foolishness when it’s 95 plus degrees outside.
And you know that light bill is gonna look crazy, so get ready. I usually leave mine on auto while I’m home, and I shut it completely off when I leave. I even get mad when I forget to shut it off, then remember to do so when I’m already out the house.
Whatever the case, don’t be an idiot and have the oven crib. And don’t invite people to kick it at your house when you know your ass is uncomfortable being there your damn self.
I can’t watch no damn racing on television to save my life. Maybe if I were at the actual event I’d be able to appreciate the excitement, but I don’t know.
Dan Wheldon won the Indy 500, and I have absolutely no clue who he is. I do know he’s British. I’m familiar with the Andretti name, and I’ve heard a lot about the chick Danica Patrick, but that’s where it ends for me.
500 laps just seems like so much of a task to sustain my attention. Maybe if there were some living room games associated with the race it’d be more appealing to me. Like if we had to light a blunt every 25 laps, that’s twenty blunts! Or maybe if everyone had to chug a beer and take a shot every 50 laps, that’d make it interesting.
The wrecks are always an attention getter. But like hockey and the routine fights, if there ain’t a huge crash and burn effect to the event, I’m snoozing.
Every spring and fall seasons, depending on the year, I get really bad sinus allergies. I know I’m not the only one who suffers from seasonal allergies, but I seem to be one of the few people who are content with using Benadryl.
What’s so bad about Benadryl?
Most people say they hate Benadryl because it makes them sleepy. What type of reason is that? It’s my impression that the majority of people love to go to sleep. I know I do.
Yes, Benadryl does make me drowsy, but I’ve tried Claratin, Allegra, and all types of allergy medicines; none to my preference. I even thought about that allergy shot procedure through my doctor, until I found out they do like the flu shot and inject you with what you’re allergic to. That’s ridiculous, and apparently the shot has a 15-20% negative rating, meaning you’ll still have allergy attacks.
Benadryl is one simple pill and you know your ass has 4 to 6 hours on the shit before you start hackin, sneezin’, and post nasal dripping away once again. I’m good with those odds, and a little nap here and there during the workday is a plus in my book.
I do understand the reasoning behind wanting to ask can you have a few tokes from someone else’s blunt. Almost every smoker has done it, including me. That still doesn’t make it a cool thing to do.
Most of the time smokers mooch from smokers they know and have smoked with before. But there’s that unfortunately often time when someone you’ve never seen before in your life approaches you and your weed smoking friends and asks for a hit.
There are plenty ways to be considered a moocher, but asking people you’ve never met before to do illegal activities with them is always not a good thing. After that, you’re pretty much just an asshole and a scumbag, simply because most people usually allow you to hit the blunt; and you knew that would be the outcome. Don’t take advantage of that, ever.
Now, that’s just one particular case of weed mooching. There are all sorts of ways to be considered a moocher, females especially. All in all, the best thing to do is bring your own weed.
I got into Gil Scott-Heron’s music and poetry fairly recently, around 2005, and I instantly was a fan. He had a motivating vibe to all his work, and it always made me think deeply about my Blackness and our culture.
Two of my favorite songs off the top are “Almost Lost Detroit” and “Angel Dust”. I also like his cover of Esther Phillips’ “Home Is Where The Hatred Is.” Of course I can’t forget to mention his most popular piece “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.”
There are plenty reasons why I get high, but Carl Sagan’s reasons are way cooler than mine. Any dude that can explain the space-time continuum to an elementary school class, break down the reasons why nebulas form, give a clear definition of what a black hole is and consists of, all while high on weed, should help shed light to why pot is not as harmful as lawmakers would want everyone to believe.
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