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Better Late Than Never

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“For bet than never is late.” – Geoffrey Chaucer

A bill not paid is debt. A bill paid late is a paid bill.

Wants are preferred now, though now often comes tomorrow.

Absent is missing, but tardy is still present.

Claiming defeat before death is sinful. Suicide can be a long journey of loathing life just as much as it is instant. There is more in store after failure. Failure offers experience. Winning is nothing without failure. Failure declared is an attempt, but defeat is attributed to the weak. Time is a tool and late is its asset. Early is good and punctual is better, yet late may be necessary. Never is fear. Will is power. Time is fate. Acceptance is everything.


Don’t Sit Up Straight

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Remember in elementary school whenever you would slouch in your seat the teacher would say, “sit up straight, slouching is bad posture”? I think that was the effect of a chair company’s ploy to sell off a huge shipment of defective chairs. Sitting up straight is uncomfortable!

When’s the last time you saw a really rich CEO sitting up straight in his corner office suite’s leather swivel chair? Never, because he never has and definitely never will. Sitting up straight in your chair is for women and homosexual men.

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All that garbage about bad posture, and you’ll have a hump in your back when you become old is some of the dumbest shit to believe. Bad posture doesn’t exist in my opinion. Whoever said sitting up straight in a chair would sustain a healthy back, died of cornballitis.

Motherfucker, I slouch in my seat.


Calories For Salaries

Workers more obese, burning fewer calories than ever before

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I read this article in USA Today about three days ago saying that Americans are burning on average 130 less calories a day at work. That’s no surprise, seeing as how most Americans don’t do shit at their job. I think eating is the most movement at probably 90% of all our jobs.

It may sound funny to some, but that stat is sad. There’s no excuse to let yourself turn into a blob of grease and blubber just because moving a muscle isn’t in your job requirements. That’s just pathetic.

I work in the same situation as most Americans. I sit at a desk, in front of a computer, and there’s no description in my job requirements that ask me to lift any secondary muscles. But that isn’t making me obese, nor is it stopping me from being active for 8 hours of my day.

Every two hours or so, I get up, go to the restroom or head to the break room, then sneak off into my hiding spot and do stretches, then sets of push-ups and sit-ups. It adds up to a pretty good workout each day.

So what all the factory jobs are in China. That doesn’t mean we have to forget about our own health 40 hours throughout the week. Everyone should find time each day to be active, at least twenty minutes. Sheesh, are we that out of touch!?