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Preferably A Female Doctor

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I don’t want no dude touching my you know what Let’s be real, who really ever wants a male as their primary doctor? I know some women who are even repulsed by the thought of a male doctor investigating down there. Women doctors are just the normal preference nowadays.

I know some of you losers will be quick to tag someone like me as a homophobe. Well, you’re wrong. I got mad gay coworkers, and that’s fine with me. The fact is, women doctors are just more comforting by nature. We all have mothers, and most of us go to her first when we need nurturing.

I’ve had to see a male doctor before, and I’d rather see a female doctor, plain and simple. Female doctors are usually more concerned with you as an individual, and you can actually sense it. Like any other dude at work, male doctors can sometimes view patients as a job. That’s not what anyone wants to feel like.

My personal health is very, very important to me, and I want my doctor to feel the same exact way about my health as well. And there’s always the chance that she’ll be really hot and sexy. That will definitely keep me coming back for routine checkups, maybe even every month.


Don’t Sit Up Straight

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Remember in elementary school whenever you would slouch in your seat the teacher would say, “sit up straight, slouching is bad posture”? I think that was the effect of a chair company’s ploy to sell off a huge shipment of defective chairs. Sitting up straight is uncomfortable!

When’s the last time you saw a really rich CEO sitting up straight in his corner office suite’s leather swivel chair? Never, because he never has and definitely never will. Sitting up straight in your chair is for women and homosexual men.

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All that garbage about bad posture, and you’ll have a hump in your back when you become old is some of the dumbest shit to believe. Bad posture doesn’t exist in my opinion. Whoever said sitting up straight in a chair would sustain a healthy back, died of cornballitis.

Motherfucker, I slouch in my seat.


Calories For Salaries

Workers more obese, burning fewer calories than ever before

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I read this article in USA Today about three days ago saying that Americans are burning on average 130 less calories a day at work. That’s no surprise, seeing as how most Americans don’t do shit at their job. I think eating is the most movement at probably 90% of all our jobs.

It may sound funny to some, but that stat is sad. There’s no excuse to let yourself turn into a blob of grease and blubber just because moving a muscle isn’t in your job requirements. That’s just pathetic.

I work in the same situation as most Americans. I sit at a desk, in front of a computer, and there’s no description in my job requirements that ask me to lift any secondary muscles. But that isn’t making me obese, nor is it stopping me from being active for 8 hours of my day.

Every two hours or so, I get up, go to the restroom or head to the break room, then sneak off into my hiding spot and do stretches, then sets of push-ups and sit-ups. It adds up to a pretty good workout each day.

So what all the factory jobs are in China. That doesn’t mean we have to forget about our own health 40 hours throughout the week. Everyone should find time each day to be active, at least twenty minutes. Sheesh, are we that out of touch!?