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Attn. Ladies: Shopping For Men’s Underwear
Ladies, when you’re shopping for men’s underwear for your man just stick with boxers or boxer briefs. Cause they’re the last remaining hetero-acceptable draws with the hole in the front so we don’t have to pull our pants down to piss. And don’t pay a lot for no draws cause normal men wouldn’t. Just get them from the drugstore cause they can be as little as $7 for a pack of three.
All we do with our old underwear is throw them away or turn them into rags for whiping up spilled beer and grease and motor oil. We love new underwear cause we never remember the importance of new draws. We thank you, just don’t over think it for Christmas.
Better At Bein a Black Man
Now that I dress this way I wish I always did.
I feel better about myself dressed like this.
Older people respect me more now and call me sir.
I Don’t Work
“Hey Albert? I see you’re home. The toaster’s workin. The oven’s workin. Why you not workin?” – Albert Sr.
What is it about working that seems so detestable? Why is work so despicable? My brothers, our sisters are working. Why don’t we believe we should work?
We must want to be broken. If we don’t work then we can only be broke. The opposite of working is broken. We must fix ourselves.
Who are we that we are so above working? Or are we beneath working? Is it not cool to be working? Well then I don’t want to be cool. I wanna be warm if working isn’t cool. Warm sounds fine.
You said, “I don’t work.” I heard you my brother. I listened to what you said to me. Did you hear yourself? Did you listen to what you said to me? You said you don’t work. You left something out at the end.
You forgot to mention that you’re broke.
Who fixes you? If you don’t work and you manage to live throughout each day with food clothing and shelter then someone must be fixing you. Everyday someone works to fix you.
One day they won’t want to fix you my brother. You will either have to work and fix yourself, or die broken.
You should work Black man. Men should work. If men don’t work then how will everyone survive? You’re a man, right?
I’m Not Wearing Vertical Striped Clothes
I used to have a few Ralph Lauren Polo vertical striped shirts, and might have some still hanging in the closet. I don’t be wearing them though. It could be because I wear T-shirts, jeans, and shorts to work daily. Still, I can’t see myself in vertical stripes anymore.
Especially if the shirt fits gay like this nigga’s.
Technically, short sleeve button-ups are pushing it by themselves… then add the vertical stripes.
It always looks like women borrowed their dad or older brother’s shirt when they rock vertical striped button-ups.
Not a good look. The mask doesn’t help either.
Old white dudes get a pass.
Young niggas do not get a pass.
This look makes perfect corny sense. This is what I’m trying to stay away from. He needs pockets, and a pocket protecter.
T-shirts should never have vertical stripes. Look how stupid this shirt looks. They thought it looked cool only in the front.
Never cool!
Erick's Brain 