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I Don’t Work

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“Hey Albert? I see you’re home. The toaster’s workin. The oven’s workin. Why you not workin?” – Albert Sr.

What is it about working that seems so detestable? Why is work so despicable? My brothers, our sisters are working. Why don’t we believe we should work?

We must want to be broken. If we don’t work then we can only be broke. The opposite of working is broken. We must fix ourselves.

Who are we that we are so above working? Or are we beneath working? Is it not cool to be working? Well then I don’t want to be cool. I wanna be warm if working isn’t cool. Warm sounds fine.

You said, “I don’t work.” I heard you my brother. I listened to what you said to me. Did you hear yourself? Did you listen to what you said to me? You said you don’t work. You left something out at the end.

You forgot to mention that you’re broke.

Who fixes you? If you don’t work and you manage to live throughout each day with food clothing and shelter then someone must be fixing you. Everyday someone works to fix you.

One day they won’t want to fix you my brother. You will either have to work and fix yourself, or die broken.

You should work Black man. Men should work. If men don’t work then how will everyone survive? You’re a man, right?


Calories For Salaries

Workers more obese, burning fewer calories than ever before

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I read this article in USA Today about three days ago saying that Americans are burning on average 130 less calories a day at work. That’s no surprise, seeing as how most Americans don’t do shit at their job. I think eating is the most movement at probably 90% of all our jobs.

It may sound funny to some, but that stat is sad. There’s no excuse to let yourself turn into a blob of grease and blubber just because moving a muscle isn’t in your job requirements. That’s just pathetic.

I work in the same situation as most Americans. I sit at a desk, in front of a computer, and there’s no description in my job requirements that ask me to lift any secondary muscles. But that isn’t making me obese, nor is it stopping me from being active for 8 hours of my day.

Every two hours or so, I get up, go to the restroom or head to the break room, then sneak off into my hiding spot and do stretches, then sets of push-ups and sit-ups. It adds up to a pretty good workout each day.

So what all the factory jobs are in China. That doesn’t mean we have to forget about our own health 40 hours throughout the week. Everyone should find time each day to be active, at least twenty minutes. Sheesh, are we that out of touch!?