Why Black Dudes Don’t Like Black Chicks

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Cause Black dudes know they’re a hot commodity.

Cause Black chicks act like Black dudes ain’t shit.

Cause Black dudes don’t like being challenged.

Cause Black chicks expect too much.

Cause Black dudes ain’t trying to spend too much money.

Cause Black chicks always trying to spend money.

Cause Black dudes want a happy chick.

Cause Black chicks are bitter.

Cause Black dudes like variety.

Cause Black chicks act like they don’t need a dude.

Cause Black dudes need a supportive chick.

Cause Black chicks always talkin bad about Black dudes.

Cause Black dudes want a confident chick.

Cause Black chicks always hatin on another chick.

Cause Black dudes ain’t trying to hear all that bullshit.

Cause Black chicks think they too good for most Black dudes.

Cause Black dudes can get a Black chick if they really want one.

Cause Black chicks always at the club lookin for handouts.

Cause Black dudes see Black chicks always at the club trying to get free shit.

Cause Black chicks all got that same weak ass Louis Vuitton purse.

Cause Black dudes need some time to get they shit straight.

Cause Black chicks act like they got all they shit straight.

Cause Black dudes see chicks from other races getting asses now.

Cause Black chicks are starting to look fat.

Cause Black dudes like gettin they dick sucked.

Cause Black chicks act like they don’t suck dick.

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The mind of a black man trapped in a cynical world. View all posts by Erick's Brain

2 responses to “Why Black Dudes Don’t Like Black Chicks

  • Ernedits

    Realist shit ever and i dont ever like white girls

  • LQ (@CatchMeOnTour)

    If homeboy up above me think this is the “realist ish ever” it’s apparent he either… doesn’t read, doesn’t get out much, is easily influenced, or is just plain ol’ wack.

    Probably all of em.

    Why Black Chicks Don’t Like Black Dudes… cuz they write stupid, dumb a** ish like this. Hopefully you don’t still feel like this in 2013.

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