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Both Magic And Timothy Got The Cure!

HIV patient Timothy Brown is the boy who lived

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If you ain’t know already, yes, there is a cure for HIV. First, ask Magic Johnson, then go ask Timothy Brown, the guy whose bone marrow transplant to battle his fight with leukemia killed his HIV infliction as well.

Timothy, now 45, had been battling HIV for 20 years. One day he got mad tired and went to the doctor to find out he then had leukemia. I know, fucked up right? Well apparently there are a small percentage of Europeans that are immune to HIV, so his Dr. chose one of their bone marrow samples and voilà, two birds in one stone!

And to think, that simple, why haven’t we been using this procedure on all HIV patients? We could have saved 30 million lives already. Psych your mind niggas! You know industry profit always comes first. If everybody with HIV got cured, whose gonna come up with the next indestructible disease? Huh?

I thought so.


Eur-coli Outbreak

E. coli outbreak leaves 16 dead in Germany

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Mad people are getting sick all over Europe from an E. coli outbreak. The most fatal cases have been reported in Germany. Germany’s blaming Spain and their cucumber harvest for their germs, pun intended.

I remember when I was younger and Jack in The Box got blamed for a huge E. coli outbreak here in America. That was about the beginning of the end for Jack in The Box in the mid nineties. Jack in The Box has since bounced back and is killing people the normal way again.

This will be a huge loss for Spain’s agriculture profits this year, and who knows how long this outbreak will last. I hope they figure out exactly where the origins of the particularly deadly strain is coming from, because we don’t want that shit over here!