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Stuck Up Black Bitch

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There has been a resurgence in the Black female community of grassroots attitudes and natural hairstyle trends. This seemingly brings an obscure decline to the Stuck Up Black Bitch we have so glorified for the past 3 or 4 decades, mainly through Hip Hop.

What is a Stuck Up Black Bitch, and what makes her so coveted in the Black community?

I believe this phenomena was propelled by the rise of late 20th century African American art and culture to mainstream media through music, and movies. Movies like Waiting to Exhale, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, and even Boomerang may have catapulted the attitude of Black women to egotistical heights.

In the 90’s, Queen Latifah was the clear forerunner of the powerful Black woman movement in Hip Hop. With her mid 90’s sitcom Living Single, she made an even greater impression on how the world perceived the Black women of America. Claire Huxtable was becoming a novelty, almost a fairytale.

With the foundation of music, television, and film’s characters, and themes of what a Black woman’s attitude consists of, her main variable is still the Black man. Black men have pushed the straight haired, voluptuous, financially independent, fashionista to the upper echelon of Black beauty. The video vixen, the independent woman, the high class hoe, and even the adult film star have taken but all the attention from the submissive, family oriented, quaint, church going Black woman.

Still, why the attitude? I’m under the impression most Black women are ultimately in fear of being single forever. With that fear, a bad attitude towards men, particularly Black men, is more of a defense mechanism. Statistics prove that the average Black woman in her late 20’s to early 30’s is destine to earn a larger income than her Black male counterpart. With prison statistics still greatly weighing heavy on the Black man, things ain’t changing too soon.

A “bad” attitude is also a prime attraction to and for Black women. The generation of African Americans born in the late 70’s to 80’s had a number of intimate relationship hurdles to overcome at young ages. Divorce rose considerably for this generation’s parents, and the single mother is prevalent. The strength of a single mother alone should be enough to accommodate a fierce and demanding attitude. So the attraction is similar to what these persons see and want in their mother.

Is she a bitch? Yes, the Stuck Up Black woman is a bitch, and she wears that title with pride. She runs with a pack of other stuck up bitches as well. She’s mean, and she loves being called a bitch. Despite fights in the Black community to rid this language toward Black women, like other derogatory terms, many Black women have made light of it.

Though the “natural” Black woman is returning to mainstream and making her presence known, the Stuck Up Black Bitch ain’t gon’ change. I believe the clash is warranted and I love every bit of it. I love Black women and how innovative they are. Straight hair, nappy hair, fake hair, no hair, it’s all about the booty nigga!


Preferably A Female Doctor

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I don’t want no dude touching my you know what Let’s be real, who really ever wants a male as their primary doctor? I know some women who are even repulsed by the thought of a male doctor investigating down there. Women doctors are just the normal preference nowadays.

I know some of you losers will be quick to tag someone like me as a homophobe. Well, you’re wrong. I got mad gay coworkers, and that’s fine with me. The fact is, women doctors are just more comforting by nature. We all have mothers, and most of us go to her first when we need nurturing.

I’ve had to see a male doctor before, and I’d rather see a female doctor, plain and simple. Female doctors are usually more concerned with you as an individual, and you can actually sense it. Like any other dude at work, male doctors can sometimes view patients as a job. That’s not what anyone wants to feel like.

My personal health is very, very important to me, and I want my doctor to feel the same exact way about my health as well. And there’s always the chance that she’ll be really hot and sexy. That will definitely keep me coming back for routine checkups, maybe even every month.


Kreayshawn Who?

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Never, even, heard of her son! She just signed a $1 million dollar 360 recording deal with Sony though. If you know anything about 360 deals, then you know she’s gotta lot of work ahead of her.

The first time I saw her name was via Twitter. One of my boys tweeted that she would be a new problem, and he’s right. She’s white, she raps, she curses, she does drugs, and she doesn’t give a fuck. Kreayshawn is most definitely a problem.

The only work I’ve had a chance to partake in is her single “Gucci Gucci.” I did watch the entire video, and I was definitely listening to her lyrics. I’m gonna go ahead and state the obvious, she’s the Lady Gaga of hip hop.

Only time will tell if she can actually stand a chance in the music industry. But as far as the entertainment industry, she’s got too much potential.

She’s in there like swim wear.