Ladies, when you’re shopping for men’s underwear for your man just stick with boxers or boxer briefs. Cause they’re the last remaining hetero-acceptable draws with the hole in the front so we don’t have to pull our pants down to piss. And don’t pay a lot for no draws cause normal men wouldn’t. Just get them from the drugstore cause they can be as little as $7 for a pack of three.

All we do with our old underwear is throw them away or turn them into rags for whiping up spilled beer and grease and motor oil. We love new underwear cause we never remember the importance of new draws. We thank you, just don’t over think it for Christmas.